lol. saw this good joke while surfing web ytd

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $0.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

jess's bday bbq at pasiris
everyone ended up attacking the one and only public enemy xD








a drunk and flat cat dead by the middle of the road outside st james.
we called it drunk becos we say it mus have "steal drink" alot of martell and henesys and gotten drunk therefore drunk-cross the road and got banged flat.
all the shit looking things beside its body is actually its intestines n internal organs.
pity the kitty. its totally flat. X(


another boring day past. another boring day coming ahead.
work work
video of embedded systems lab posted on fb.

乌云遮蔽了天空
窗外又是阴雨时候
伞下的恋人中
不再有你我手牵手
一切过了太久
我们的十字路口
下一站是谁在等候
你我的方向盘却向着
相反的彼岸
终点还是分开
告别你我离开之后
这回忆可以保留
当初那美好的感动
你说你记住了
不为彼此难过
过各自的生活
oh baby~
你答应我的我都记得
但是你却忘了你的承诺





today my dad woke me up with a few not-too-hard-slaps and i woke up not becos i woke up. im pissed off. swear i fucking hate to receive any form of hitting when im asleep.
yes recently my temper is bad but its still under control.
today kinda scolded a few peeps a work. but i had no choice. talking to them nicely will onli let my words fall on deaf ears.
its not like i wanna scold this and that. but they jus dun understand and dun think.
slept in lectures again!
school sucks
common test at week 8. many presentations and projects due on week6 onwards and i haven start any of it.
yea. so much to whine about. but wats the point.
its called foolishness to test the edge of a razor with your fingers.
nites fools.

injury week
mon and tues knocked my left shoulders during work
and i dunno how i hurt my toe
neck pain when i woke up from today's lecture.
almost sprain my leg today at bball. but stil hurts when i walk.
wats more to come? =\
everyone around me seems to be moody.
super shagged at work today.
burnt out during the bball at afternon alr. heng managed to get send home early. arbo dunno how i die there.
looking forward to celebrations n holidays. boo go exam go
i wanna quit df.
i dun like =\

today went to addidas warehse sales.
kena cheat.
most of the things onli discount abit onli. dun look like warehse sales at all. and there is so freaking little ppl.
no wonder theres so lil ppl. the sales is a bluff.
and the 2pairs of shoes i set my eyes upon
1 is the last pair but not my size.
the other have onli other sizes but not mine.
lucky its not very very cheap else i'll kill myself for not buying the shoes.
its dam nice n comfortable.
after "shopping" went to backcourt play bball. no shoes really cant do no fuck in court.
made a few failed shots and lost the game. felt sry to my mates for not able to perform but, w/e
its the first n prolly the last time ima see them. XD
went home n jus nice chn 5 showing The Devil Wears Prada
wanted to see tat long ago but din manage to catch it.
very nice show and the female lead is very attractive.
not exactly beautiful but im attracted. =]
JJ pranked on Zhiyu saying my cousin is my GF. lmaoZz
as if i'd stead with a kid. -.- dots
not a boring day, and its the first sunday i din stick to my com for more than 5hours ever since......... i lost count.
fruitful day. did managed to get out there n work out alil n sunned alil and most prob have muscle aches for tml.
hope i dun miss anymore classes.
2nd wish is tat i can stay awake for the remaining lectures to come.
guilty to admit tat i've been sleeping thru or skipping all lectures for 3whole weeks.
time to go
sleep =]
nites fools. sweet dreams

women can be very scary

scary women

today i overslpt again.
was supposed to wake at 9 but woke at 10 instead.
when i was still half aslp in my bed my dad opened my door and yelled at me
" wa no nid go sch again ar! if dun wan go sch tell me i can cancel dun nid to pay so much money for u to pon sch n sleep at home. waste my money."
walan listen liao jiat sia.
in the first place i din wan to go sch de. kena force to go sch de lorh. damm
and no one wake me up properly. he keep say oi wake up alr HOW THE FUCK M I GOING TO WAKE UP when he say oi wake up alr.
everyone noe im a deep-sleeper and how dead i m when i sleep de lorh. nbcb
super jiat sia.
i jumped off my bed took my bag(unpacked) and my wallet handphone and i walk out of my house straight.
went down stairs but cant hail any empty cab.
after 15mins i rang up my dad and ask him to drive me to sch.
then he say " u come up la"
i dulan sia
" i go up for wat? go up come down again waste time ar! alr late for sch liao hor"
then he hang up and came down.
first time in my life my dad drive me to sch. but too bad not in the mood to appreciate the favour.
reached sch without anything related to the 2classes
boos
having some minor mood swings. dam

work ur eye and brain.
can you see a woman in the picture?




source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/6486028/Body-painting-art-by-Craig-Tracy.html

super bored and surf web randomly found this song.
like it alot dunno why.
fucking exhausted but cant seem to get to sleep.